I just got this email at the personals site. I changed my profile to say that I'm looking for guys to hang out with on my Vegas trip, and this is one that emailed. He's 38 years old, and profession is listed as "mantnance tec". Um... yeah.

"well i cant spell that well but im honest not rud and bin vegas 27 years refine the word for me or brake it douwn round it out becouse i would say that that word can be alot of people becouse integent means a variity and its hard to no witch variity you choose so some help with that one please just my opinion and would love to show you around vegas if youy would like drove cab for 6 years have not seen a lot of shows but do no the out skirts of parimiter preaty well well its growing like crazt so yous to no9 them well i wont get lost let me no thanks names thomas s"

-in Meatwad's voice from AFHF- "Do what now?"