Haha, I just got the most funny message from a pathetic loser on Yahoo Personals. He is everything that I don't want in a man, and he sent me a message that simply said "FUCK U". He's 28, divorced, has kids, and this is what his profile says (It's by two guys, obviously they're too broke to have their own profiles):

"HELLO MY NAME IS ISAAC I WOULD LIKE TO GET TO KNOW U MORE I HAVE 2 KIDS BOYS 9 & 8 THAT I LOVE MORE THEN ANYTHING I AM LOOKING FOR A SWEET LOVING HONEST NO CHEATING WOMAN PLEASE I LIKE TO GO OUT FROM TIME TO TIME BUT I LOVE TO STAY HOME AND CUDDLE WITH THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE SO IF YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE LETS CHAT BY BY OK THIS IS JAMEY I'M LOOKING FOR A SWEET HONEST LOVING WOMEN I LOVE TO HAVE FUN I LIKE TO GO OUT BUT I LOVE TO STAY HOME AND CUDDLE WITH THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE TO SO IF YOU THINK YOU ARE THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE LET ME KNOW"

He is obviously stupid, and doesn't know how to type without the caps lock on, or how to use punctuation. Which are all things, in my profile, that I say that I don't like. It's just fucking hilarious that he had to write to me specifically to prove that he is even more of an idiot than he appears to be! It doesn't help that if I saw him in a bar, I wouldn't even look at him twice. Damn West Virginian! Anyway, that it all that I have to say for now, I just had to let y'all know about that. It made me laugh, so I thought that I would share it with you. I'll have to post my profile that I have on these sites, y'all would get a kick out of it. Real update coming within the next couple of days.