Eh, well at least this one knows that he can't spell! He's a 23 year old mechanic, who lists one of his interests as "reading", ironically enough. He is also (obviously) addicted to commas.

"well, i like to go to conserts, very spontanious(also i cant spell so ya), i have 4 tats and a few pearcings, i like working on cars and doing massage(im a certified massage theropist), love music most things loud and abrasive,right now working as an auto mechanic but would love to get a massuse job(very hard for a guy in vegas), looking for someone who wont try and change me and is happy with me the way i am, want to know anything else just ask

Guy #2 is 20 years old, with profession listed as "L.P. agent/musician". Here is his "About me" section:

"well im not the shy type often but i guess i could be if put in a weird situation(hard to do). anyways all my female friends think im just great(whatever) i can be a jerk when i'm mad just like anyone else. lets see hmm... things i am interested in well i have to admit that i'm a musician(guitar)so natuaraly i love music and love writing my own just as much. mostly metal and then some emo too but thats niether here nor there so all together what im trying to say is that finding someone with a healthy passion for music would be great. i also really love partying and playing hard but i work too and for the most part am pretty responsible not by choice of course. so ladies if your looking for a handsom guy who knows how to treat a woman and don't mind tatoos then look me up. oh yeah im really looking for someone who is physicaly attractive but more importantly to have a good heart and be open minded as well as a good sense of humor like my self."

I'm not really sure how, but in his section about what he would do on a first date, he managed to spell "spontaneous" correctly. But that part was boring, so I didn't feel like putting it on here. Tis a shame that he isn't smart, as he seems cute from what I can tell in his sorta far away & blurry pics.

I've been working a lot, and going to sleep a bit earlier than usual. I've been able to stand work a lot more recently, probably because of the fact that I got a bootycall back in the last few weeks. Always helps to get that steady bootycall, takes the edge off of things, you know? Puts me in a much better mood than usual, though the only thing I can think about now... is him. But in a bootycall kinda way, not in an "I like him" kind of way.

And seriously, I need someone to go to Vegas with me. It's fucking nuts that is costs me $200 less just to have a 2 person trip, instead of 1. Well, $200 less per person, not overall. Duh, y'all knew that. I think that's shitty how they fuck over people that don't have friends, don't you? I have to pay the price, just because I don't have hardly any friends. Or because my friends are busy or broke, and that's fucked up. They really don't like it when only one person takes up a whole hotel room, the bastards. Iif my friend Kevin can't go, who is going to fly (or drive) to Columbus and then go with me (so we can buy our package together)?