Wow, we have a new world record for the worlds longest sentence from a personals site idiot. Even though he is everything that I don't want, and he knows it, he still writes to me. If he was talking, he would have to take a really long breath before getting this one out! His personals ad isn't quite as bad as this, so maybe he just got a little excited. Either way, he still is everything that I don't want, and even has four kids already (and this guy is 33 years old). Here we go:

look here sexy you cant scare me off yes i have kids and yes i have been married and i am self employed but i dont sell drugs do drugs or jump from job to job, i am a sub contractor remodeling homes and i work for a contractor, i build bikes on the side for fun and love a girl who knows what she wants, it sounds like you know what you want, but if you change your mind and jumping on the back of my chop and hitting a biker rally for a weekend sounds fun hit me back, shit hit me back any way and flatter me with chatting for a while

His spelling isn't bad, which is rather amazing, but you can tell that he is still a "good 'ol boy". His picture and location prove that, in addition to his communication to me. He needs to slow down and think before he writes something, for real. So, who is going to make that site with me, the one about all of the horrible ass personals ads? I really need a partner for it, can anyone out there help? I can take care of most of it, but it would be nice to have some assistance. It's something that I have been thinking about for a while, along with a few other projects that I need to get off of the ground.