Ah, where to start? How about with a personals? I haven't done one of those for a while, so here we go! This is one that I found while browsing, not one that actually wrote to me. I keep deleting the people that have written to me, since it's too depressing to read their drivel. One guy keeps writing to me over and over, and I keep deleting it, but he doesn't seem to get the hint.

Age: 19
Profession: landscaping
Interests: mud running & quad running and partying
About me: I like to go out and have fun, be with a girl that likes what i do and likes to be a little intamate.
First date: If the girl is anything like me i would take her to a restrant and then afterwords i would take her to the farm go ride quad and then watch the stars and hang out together, and if she gets bord and likes movies we could go watch one.

Um, yeah, ok. First of all, he can't spell worth a damn. Second of all, if he calls that a date, he is sadly mistaken! That sounds like something that you would do with your best buddy, when y'all are broke or something! I'm sure that after the "restrant" and star watching, that I would probably be "bord" and want to get the hell out of there, fuck the movie! Wow, I am still amazed at these people, for real.

Y'all been watching Surreal Life 6? Oooh boy, it's going to be good. That's one of the only reality shows that I can watch, since it's has-been's, grasping for that extra fifteen minutes of fame. Did you see Andrea Lowell on there? I hadn't even heard of her before, but she's some Playboy Tv whore. I can't even believe that she used to have anything to do with Playboy, since she had more fat on her ass than a bucket of lard, and was trying to cover it up when she was walking from the pool to the house. Meow! Tawny Kitaen is on there, looking horrible from the years of partying that she done while she was in all of the rockstar videos. Alexis Arquette... what the fucking hell? Wow, I don't even know where to start on... her, so I'll just leave it there. Cripes, I feel bad for poor Sherman Hemsley.

Arr, I need to play Everquest 2! I haven't been driven enough to do it, and I miss the game and the people. I miss the guild that I'm in, and I hold a high postition there. I feel bad for not being there, but I just haven't felt up to the task of being in that game recently. I think that I have done too much thinking recently, and I feel pressed to figure out what I'm going to do about different things. Ugh, I feel... pressure. Like time is slipping away or something.

I will be going in on Wednesday to get my tattoo finished! I can't wait, it's going to look soooo good. I need to update my stats over to the left, to show that I now have ten tattoos! Ah yeah, and I gained some more weight, I'm up to 120 now! Yay, I'm getting up there in weight, which is what I want to do. However, it all seems to be going to my stomach, so I need to work that out a little bit. I'm not fat there, by any means, but I need to start toning it up so it doesn't get that way!

I'm talking to a guy from Canada right now, who is 47 years old. Doesn't look that old, looks early 40's. He found me on the personals site, I didn't seek him out. That's a good thing, I shall let them come to me. He's anxious to have me come up there to visit, all the way in fucking BC! Yeah, haaad to be on the other fucking end of Canada, just my luck. He looks pretty good for his age, and has a really good job, reeeeally good. He has worked on some movies and in tv shows, as a stuntman, explosives tech, and transport manager. Mmmhmm, even for a movie that I reaaaally liked, from a while back. He does a little something different right now, he doesn't work on movies all of the time.

I don't know, he seems a little too anxious to have me come out there. We talked on the phone for four hours one night, so I can see why he wants me to come out. I guess that if I felt "the spark", I would be itching to go out there, probably moreso than he is to have me come out currently. I don't know... I might go out there and see what happens. I'm a bit nervous though, even though I'm sure that he's alright and not an axe murderer or anything.

The "What the fuck?" story of the day can be found here.